Oleh: maulanusantara | Desember 14, 2007

Types of Marketing

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A Professor at one of the IIM’s (INDIA) was explaining marketing concept to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!”

That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and poin ting at you say: He’s very rich. Marry him.”

That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you cal l and say: Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”

That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?”

That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say: “You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?”

That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.

That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him.

That’s competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” And your wife arrives.

That’s restriction for entering new markets.[]

 

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  1. That was the most funny explanation to promotion i have ever seen

    Congrats from Brazil


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